Tina was a drag queen and she smoked like you wouldn't believe
She wasn't my best friend but she knew how to throw a punch
When it mattered
When it mattered
And when it mattered
It mattered a lot
Hit 'em!
Girl you know what to do
When the light is on you
Like some kind starlet in middle age
Opium fueled and extremely gay
The kind of girl that could beat up your dad
Tina liked the whipped cream
Buying it by the case
Doing whip its behind the CVS
Wearing her favorite yellow dress
I was supposed to card her but she had a pretty face
And you know I don't say "no" to the weirdos dressed in leather pants and lace
Hit 'em!
Girl you know what to do
When the light is on you
Like some kind starlet in middle age
Opium fueled and extremely gay
The kind of girl that could beat up your dad
Tina loved dancing like some kind of inflatable car wash beauty queen
Stealing L'Oreal compacts and plucking her eyebrows in the sink
That I never cleaned
I never cleaned
And boy I should have cleaned it a lot
Hit 'em!
Girl you know what to do
When the light is on you
Like some kind starlet in middle age
Opium fueled and extremely gay
The kind of girl that could beat up your dad