Alex Koman - It's All Because of the Fair Lyrics

I have to go talk to Mary!
I wasn't honest with myself!
All this time! I wasn't truly happy
You have awakened something within me, Becky Anne, and I feel indescribable!
I see, Becky Anne. Elsewhere. I get it
Go away, Danny!
Mary!
Alex, we need to talk
Yeah, we do!
Why are you so excited, Alex?
Why can't I be excited?
I want a divorce, Alex!
I do too!
I knew it!
I wanted to tell you, Mary, but
What? About Becky Anne?
Mary!
Loretta's going to have her way with you!
Mary!
What is it?
I have to be honest with myself, Mary. I'm not happy
How long has it been this way, Alex?
I
Mary, I have to be fair to you
I have to be fair to me and everyone
Alex, just stop it! It's all because of the fair!