Alex Koman - Mattress Jail Lyrics

My mama said she jumped up and down, yeah
Wasn't from happiness, no
She was looking for a mattress
Haha!

This one was way too soft
Like her heart, quick to trust, heh
She busted the mattress
Haha!

She refused to pay, yeah
They made her stay, hah
She claimed it was because she's female
My mother stayed in mattress jail

Woo!

When the cops came, they called my cell
To tell me I would have to bail her out
From downtown, she started to play-ah!
Teased the officers with pillow games

She refused to pay, oh
They made her stay, ow!
She claimed it was because she's female
My mother stayed in downtown jail

Why, oh why, do mothers make us cry?
Can't she see she's embarrassing me, embarrassing me?

She refused to pay
They made her stay
She claimed it was because she's female
She stayed in mattress jail
My mother, my mother stayed in mattress jail, yeah!
My mother stayed in mattress jail, woo hahahaha!