Alex Koman - Wares for Sale Lyrics

Going to the bakery
Looking for refreshments
The hours posted on the sign read
"Monday closed, Tuesday maybe"

A gentleman said come in anyway
I can't sell you anything
But you can see what we have on display

'Cause it's not just food
It's souvenirs
It's more than pastries
And elephant ears
There's not a tart
That can measure up
There is no eclair
That compares to all our wares for sale

That compares to all our wares for sale
That compares to all our wares for sale!

Walking down the aisles
Seeing what they had
I thought just how thirsty I was
And I needed something bad

The gentleman started chatting
'Bout the instruments he made
And engaged in conversation, I forgot why we came

'Cause it's not just drinks
It's banjos and strings
It's more than you'd guess
Not just lattes
And espressos
There's no beverage
You can put in your cup
No soda pop I swear
That compares

He says, "I'll tell-you about it all, and you'll come back for everything"
He says, "I'll tell-you about it all, and you'll come back on Wednesday"
He says, "I'll tell-you about it all, and you'll come back for everything"
He says, "I'll tell-you about it all, and you'll come back on Wednesday"
He says, "I'll tell-you about it all, and you'll come back for everything"
He says, "I'll tell-you about it all, and you'll come back on Wednesday"
He says, "I'll tell-you about it all, and you'll come back for everything"
He says, "I'll tell-you about it all, and you'll come back"

'Cause it's not just meals
It's the shopping that heals
It's more than the staff
Even more than I brag
There's no other building
That contains a better store
No inventory bigger than
Yours truly's

'Cause it's not just antiques
And china and trinkets
Not just children's toys
And old signs to enjoy
I feel there's something mystic
My, those price tags are artistic!
There's no other kind of flair
That compares to all our wares for sale

That compares to all our wares for sale
That compares to all our wares for sale