Virtually creating your persona
The pixels and the glow of the screen sure do warm ya
You got likes, votes, and so many follows
All that malarkey you digest and swallow
It's coming up here pretty soon
Excuse me, I need to visit the little boys room
Ima check my status about the fascists who I've slain
In the comments section I'll take anyone down using clever wordplay
Now look at me and quit your scrolling!
I promise that I'm not so boring
Do it quick before I start trolling!
Unlimited data the first year
As long as we can sell all your info to the ads
NSA would never do bad it's just to keep up the fads
They gotta get the proper match
To hand you exactly what you didn't know you wanted
Then you will be glad, now give me all the money that you have
No I am not a computer, my account is real
Could a robot have this many favorites
Or this much sex appeal?
Now I thought you and I,we had a deal
That revealing message showed me more
Than how you feel
Request me as a friend
In my games of pretend
And just help me reach into the top ten trends
I need a few more shares
To be a front page affair
You can say you knew me before I was there!
Click my links
Buy my things
Double tap all my selfies
I won't feel complete
Until I'm at that peak
Momma they gonna make a hashtag out of me
We're chasing down these viral dreams