Match Girl:
Excuse me ma'am, nice day today
Little bit cold though, wouldn't you say
You wanna warm up, I've got a way
Just buy a match
Mister, do you have a sec?
I know you'll love this brand new tech
I accept both cash and check
Just buy a match
Excuse me miss, could you please lend your attention
'Cause you don't wanna miss
The latest modern invention
Hello, excuse me, hi
Step right up, don't be shy
I'll tell you why you wanna buy a match
Hey lady, how do you do?
Little bit cold, hey, me too
I've got just the thing for you
A brand new match
'Scuse me sir, you got a light
Well, how'll you light your pipe tonight
You and I both know I'm right
You need a match
Excuse me guy
You look like you're pretty clever
So listen I won't lie
These are the best matches ever
So don't you pass this by
I see it in your eye
You wanna buy, please buy a match
Hey, don't walk away
Just like everybody else has done today
Don't you know a match is like a magic stick
And every time you light one, it's a magic trick
Just ignite the spark
Bring light to the dark
Mister, please, it's getting late
And I've sold none, which isn't great
Won't you be my bestest mate and buy a match
Excuse me ma'am, okay
Excuse me ma'am, okay
Excuse me sir
Excusez-moi monsieur, okay
'Scuse me, mum
'Scuse me, dude
'Scuse me
Hey, that's just rude
'Scuse you
Oh, why won't somebody
Anybody please buy
Anyone, anyone
A match