Due to acne.
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Due to heavy metal.
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Due to Fread and Barney, Wilma and Pebbles.
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New Jersey exit.
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Suzy's got the flue.
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Maybe this will clear up her sinuses,
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she's got nothing better to do.
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Your kids are having a gas in the garage.
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Daddy comes home,
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to the kiddie circus:
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"Charlie! Get out of that car!"
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"Sorry dad, got rigor mortis!"
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Your kids are having a gas in the garage.
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Is something's pretty much dead,
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you might as well shoot it.
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What will this do to car insurance?
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How 'bout the family unit?
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Seven at a time, death extravaganza.
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Little Joe and Hoss, never did this on Bonanza.
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Your kids are having a gas in the garage
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