Alice Lee - Blue Lyrics

Hey, 'Ronica

Ew
You got a left hand, use it

Don't talk mean like that

You'll hurt their feelings

You make my balls so blue
You hurt them badly
You make my balls so blue
They're hangin' sadly
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?

Don't run from me
They're all beat up
Like a tackling dummy

They long for your embrace
They're warm like mittens
They'll curl up on your face
And purr like kittens

You make my balls so blue
Just look at them glow
They're beggin' you
Don't make my balls so blue

Heather? Heather? Open the door
Oh no, oh no, no, no
Open the door!
Oh no, oh no no no!

You make my balls so blue
So please say hello

Hold 'em
Enfold 'em
And never let go

Once you were geeky and nerdy
But they knew you're dirty
You've set them on fire
Whatever you require they'll do
So take 'em home to meet your parents

They'll wear a suit and tie
And a fancy collar
They'll sing a lullaby
La, la, la, la, la
Please make these balls not blue
Just for a while

Can't wait til later
My pants are rubbin'
Like a hot cheese grater

Look! Booze
Drink!

Thank you so much!

They will protect you
Defend you
Respect you
Befriend you
Like Winnie-the-Pooh
Winnie-the-Pooh
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!

My balls will work for you
They will obey ya
They really need rescue
Like Princess Leia!

Baby, you've gots to come through
Teach them to smile!
You got no clue how much
These two
Depend on you

Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!

Yeah!

You make them balls so blue
You make my balls so blue
You make them balls so blue
Ow! Ow!
You make my balls so blue

You shake them
You quake them
Good God!
You break
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!

You make my balls so blue!
You take them

Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!

You bake them
Christ sake

You make my balls so blue
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue