Oh Maggie, won't you sing a song for me?
I'm a little drunk and a little high but I don't wanna go to sleep tonight
Oh Maggie, won't play that one for me?
I've got a poncho you've got a big brown sweater
Another shot of bourbon will make me feel better
Maggie won't you tune this thing for me?
That's easy it goes: my dog has fleas
Maggie won't you come and sing along?
'Cause I'm much too drunk to remember all the words in this song
Oh Maggie, well I've had to much to drink
My mind is feeling a little dumb, my fingertips they are going numb
Oh Maggie, won't you play it one more time
I've got one more drink left in me before I start to doze off to sleep
Hey, uh what happened to the ukulele solo?
Oh boy never mind, here we go
One, two, three, four
Maggie won't you sing a song for me?
The one that'll get us singing along happily
Maggie won't you play that one for me?
Before I start to doze off to sleep