The Alternative Facts - Hey Little Mikey Lyrics

Poor little Mikey
Down in the dumps
He hit the jackpot by
Sucking off Trump
Dreaming of impeachment
Now THAT would be grand
Don't pretend you didn't have
The whole thing planned
We see your stupid grin
And we know where you've been boy...

Hey Little Mikey
Whatcha gonna do
Planned Parenthood's
Not afraid of you
Neither are the gays
And neither are we
Mikey's always been
The Real Enemy

He's a Hoosier Homophobe
A Ladies' Man
Legislate her body
Every way that he can
Religious Right Wingnut
Lusting for fame
You slimy cult leaders
All look the same
Now you're no dummy, honey
And no one thinks it's funny

Hey Little Mikey
Whatcha gonna say
Planned Parenthood's
Not going away
Neither are the gays
And neither are we
Mikey's always been
The Real Enemy