The Alternative Facts - When Don Juan Met San Juan Lyrics

Maria's gaining force
Don Juan is on the golf course
The island's getting hit
Don Juan don't give a shit
He hasn't said a word
As if he hasn't even heard
The mayor's desperate pleas
Don Juan says "on your knees"

From San Juan to Don Juan
"What is taking so long?"
Said San Juan to Don Juan
"Soon the island will be gone"
Said Don Juan to San Juan
"Why must you babble on?"
Said Don Juan to San Juan
"Island life goes on"

At last he makes the trip
He grabs the mic and let it rip
He says that all is well
The budget's shot to hell
He looks around and scowls
Then tosses out the paper towels
"At last the coast is clear...
I'm getting outta here"

It's Don Juan in San Juan
Looking like a moron
When Don Juan left San Juan
They're glad to see him gone

The island lies in shreds
There's sewage in the watersheds
The infrastructure's gone
And so is old Don Juan
The island is a mess
Don Juan insists he did his best
No way to carry on
No thanks to ole Don Juan

He rates himself ten out of ten
And blames the mayor once again
The people start to die
Don Juan just says bye bye