Yo
Woke up at the eight in the morning, and I was yawning
I'm ready
Was in the thick of the cut, like I had palmed a machete
Woke up from partying honestly like I'm full of confetti
Lil patron in my pocket, weight is keeping me steady
Remember sipping it up, remember ordering Jack
Remember taking those shots, must've left open a tab
No phone calls but my people were calling me back
That liquor courage the devil there ain't no holding me back
Got up for breakfast and started making some bacon
That weather was hot dawg, I ain't talking no Nathans
It burning like hot sauce, never one to be patient
Turning up AC, like Pauly D on the playlist
My phone ringing but the hangover unforgiven
Grabbing the keys to the drop top summer edition
Hit the local corner store looking for something different
They know I'll order my regular man who are we kidding
Walking in, looking as if they notice me
We chop it up I drop a couple words, poetry
Photos be taken outside the paparazzi
The irony I haven't blown up kamikaze
Don't even question it get my beverage and sandwich
That's sitting right to the left of it, never making a mess of it
I asked the owner "How much?" And drop the deficit
I swear he live in the back, must me a resident
Anyways passing by all the hydrants when I be driving
Pulling up to the gas station and hopped out it
Before I could get a minute, sounding like wild sirens
Asking if I remember feels like I got Alzheimers
I swear
They pulled me over the right, I'm rolling everything down
I got my hands on the wheel, but now my hands on the ground
The officer that's in charge, that one was patting me down
The officer to his left, well he just look like a clown
I'm getting questioned in the middle of this circus
For certain, they must be mistaken for the serpent
I'm nervous, they say on the camera I was swerving
They just checked the car and found a bottle of the bourbon
They bringing yesterday up, I'm like yesterday sucked
Went to the club with homies and spent a couple of bucks
Called an Uber man come to think they cancelled it
That voicemail, maybe I should of answered it
Walked in at four in the morning, and boy my body was heavy
The smell that came from my breath, you would of thought it was deadly
Came home from partying honestly like I'm full of confetti
But it was all such a blur, switch the patron to the henny
Remember ordering rum, remember ordering Jack
Remember taking those shots, must've left open a tab
I got the keys to the whip of friend who's calling me back
That liquor courage the devil there ain't no holding me back