Why can't I get a woman?
Why can't I get laid?
Why can't I get a job?
Why can't I get paid?
'Cos I'm a teenager
Playing this mindless song
I'm a teenager
Playing this teenage song
People try to pick on me
But I don't care
I won't try to get inside them
Because there's nothing there
They call me a crunchy
And they call me a fag
I hear their mindless drivel
When they sit around and brag
I'm a teenager
Playing this mindless song
I'm a teenager
Playing this teenage song
I'm a teenager
Playing this mindless song
I'm a teenager
Playing this teenage song
Nobody loves me
There's nobody there
No god or heaven above me
So why I don't care
Why does nothing get me happy
When nothing makes me sad?
Why does nothing get me angry?
Because nothing drives me mad
I'm a teenager
Playing this mindless song
I'm a teenager
Playing this mindless song
Yeah I'm a teenager
Playing this mindless song
I'm a teenager
Playing mindless songs