Harvey Fierstein told me you guys ruled
John Zorn called to tell me you're great
The caller ID was from a gay bar
You guys f*cking suck
Any guy who likes you
Likes Neurosis and dicks up his ass
You think you're so f*cking original
Gay bars used to be original too
You never get bad reviews
Because all the writers shoot up cum
Everyone who likes you
Is a gay homosexual faggot