Out in the city, under those bright neon lights
Folks are dancing, the band's playing " Beyoncé" right
But me, I'm heading home, it's where I want to be
Got a hot date tonight, with Office 365 (ohhhh oh-ohhhh)
I'm driving home
Home to my spreadsheet
Oh, I can't wait to see those cells
I'm driving home to my spreadsheet
Driving home to my spreadsheet
Formula magic 'til the morning light
It's Excel time all night long
My buddies hit the tavern, shootin' pool, havin' fun
Me, I'm dreaming 'bout formulas, and all the work I've done
Pivot tables, macros too, oh Excel's my sweet gal
I find my solace in her grids, she's my kind of pal
I'm driving home
Home to my spreadsheet
Oh, I can't wait to see those cells
I'm driving home to my spreadsheet
Driving home to my spreadsheet
Formula magic 'til the morning light
It's Excel time all night long
Some find love in a crowded bar, with a slow dance and a scheme
But my heart beats for data charts, a colorful spreadsheet dream
Forget the whiskey, ditch the wine, no need for a lover's retreat
Just gimme a pie chart, sweet and divine, that's the only kind of treat
I am a freak in the sheets, and my passion's complete
Freak in the sheets
My spreadsheets sing, my numbers soar
In my sheets, I can't be beat
I'm driving home
Home to my spreadsheet
Oh, I can't wait to see those cells
I'm driving home to my spreadsheet
Driving home to my spreadsheet
Formula magic 'til the morning light
It's Excel time all night long
I'm driving home
Home to my spreadsheet
Oh, I can't wait to see those cells
I'm driving home to my spreadsheet
Driving home to my spreadsheet
Formula magic 'til the morning light
It's Excel time all night long