Every morning starts the same, a coffee in my hand
But before I even sip it, they're crowding where I stand
Spreadsheets screaming errors, their formulas gone awry
Just a missing semicolon, another day gone by
I'm the Excel guru, the office superhero
With a XLOOKUP spell, I save your day, you know
From pivot table puzzles to charts that never lie
I'm the unsung hero, your spreadsheet guy
Can you make this chart? It's just a simple graph
But what they call 'simple,' just makes me laugh
They forgot to switch the axes, and their data's all a mess
A minute turns to hours, but I always do my best
I'm the Excel guru, the office superhero
With a XLOOKUP spell, I save your day, you know
From pivot table puzzles to charts that never lie
I'm the unsung hero, your spreadsheet guy
But then I start to notice, admiring looks from afar
The office babes are smiling, they know who's the star
You're so amazing with Excel, you make it look so fun
Suddenly, a simple task feel like a job well done
I'm the Excel guru, their office superhero
I'm the Excel guru, the data charmer, I confess
A formula fix can turn a no into a yes
From pivot table puzzles to charts that mesmerize
I'm the Excel guru, the office superhero
With a XLOOKUP spell, I save your day, you know
From pivot table puzzles to charts that never lie
I'm the unsung hero, your spreadsheet guy.