It's funny if I laugh it off
That you're the first guy in 6 months
Where I've felt anything at all
Believed it could be mutual
It's rare for me to feel that way
So how'd you turn to her and say
The same things just on different days
You lied to her, you lied to me
We both made out with Mike pernicki
It came to light at poker night
Found out, now it's getting sticky
Mike we might be done tonight
Played us like a pickle paddle
Copy pasted lovely tunes
Made our hearts go pitter patter
But now we're breaking up with you
Told her you deleted hinge
While you were hot in my DMs
Not sure how someone can kiss
That way and it be meaningless
Said you tore your ACL
Next week you're playing pickleball
Said all the right things so I fell
Under your spell, now I'm unwell cause
We both made out with Mike pernicki
It came to light at poker night
Found out, now it's getting sticky
Mike we might be done tonight
Played us like a pickle paddle
Copy pasted lovely tunes
Made our hearts go pitter patter
But now we're breaking up with you
And what I hate the most
Is that you gave me that little bit of hope
New york dating's a shame
But I met you and all that changed
Didn't think guys like you exist
Turns out they don't, onto the next
But I'll remember the fake version
Our big time love that could have been
We both made out with Mike pernicki
It came to light at poker night
Found out, now it's getting sticky
Mike we might be done tonight
Played us like a pickle paddle
Copy pasted lovely tunes
Made our hearts go pitter patter
But now we're breaking up with you