Andiroo - No Parents Lyrics

As a musician, I believe that it's very important to tell your fans
And your listeners about your personal life, so here we go

I want to have a good ass time
But I can't when I have to look for every sign
If my parents come home
Imma be left on the street
But for now I think I'm just gonna f*ckin beat my meat

I'm not always negative and it seems
That people want me to be someone that I don't wanna be
But if it's coming from me, I wonder is it a lie
Because the truth is something we should try to keep til we die
I'm gonna try and make you move until you can't move no more
And drink and smoke until we pass out right on the floor
And then we'll wake up the next morning thinking what did we do
I swear to god I woke up inside someone else's room
But if we try to have fun, and be as smart as we can
I'll end up in another dimension that's boring again
Cause we don't break the rules, life will sure be a bitch
You know you didn't have fun, if you didn't wake up in a ditch
So please be safe, but also try to have fun
I know this song is gonna be fire as soon as it's done
But no matter how fun it is, I want y'all to know
That my ass is in trouble, if my mother comes home

I want to have a good ass time
But I can't when I have to look for every sign
If my parents come home
Imma be left on the street
But for now I think I'm just gonna f*ckin beat my meat

Partying has never been the life for me
But I think that tonight I'm a little horny
I don't wanna sound weird, but I think I'm gonna try to make a little bit of fun
So we can try to have a stupid night and
Get our asses handed to us when the cops arrive
But then we'll make a scene and run and scream and be a little mean and find a
Reason to get drunk and take drugs and use them
Until we OD and we're just being free teens and
Finding the things that make us just want to breathe
F*ck bitches, is my motto
And I wonder how much I can win in the lotto and flip a bottle or maybe a fidget spinner
Is there really any point to those things
Or just another f*cking internet trend, you know what I mean
But let's be honest, I'm the rawest, I am flawless, orthodontist, get it
Cause I'm so clean
Can we start the party? But I want y'all to know
That my ass is in trouble if my mother comes home

I want to have a good ass time
But I can't when I have to look for every sign
If my parents come home
Imma be left on the street
But for now I think I'm just gonna f*ckin beat my meat

Here we go again with the verse three
I don't think you gave consent, but it's a yes for me
Better believe I wanna have your vaginal canal
No means no, and yes means anal
You could suck me off, I think that that would be great
Just for dinner tonight, your pussy's on my plate
No I'm not saying I'm a f*cking Asian dude
But I'm letting you know, that I want to f*ck Yu
All these bitches wanting to hop on my dick
Little do they know, I'm actually really quick
Aside from that, I'm a banger in bed
But I ain't giving you shit, unless you giving me head
Partying is great and suddenly more fun
But holy f*ck this shit just needs to be done
I'm on top of this girl, I'm about to bone
Wait what's that noise
My mother is home

I want to have a good ass time
But I can't when I have to look for every sign
If my parents come home
Imma be left on the street
But for now I think I'm just gonna f*ckin beat my meat
I want to have a good ass time
But I can't when I have to look for every sign
If my parents come home
Imma be left on the street
But for now I think I'm just gonna f*ckin beat my meat

I don't know I mean...like...I-I-I like to have parties, and I like-I like to...
I-I like to-to fu-f*ck bitches, ya know
And uh
But it's hard when you have a parent, who is really strict
I mean...I mean, I think a good parent would be a parent that lets their kid f*ck everyone...not gonna lie
But that's just my opinion, I don't know what your opinions are about the subject, but
I like to f*ck bitches all day, I'm surprised I don't have AIDS
I'm actually a good Christian boy, um, ya, I don't wanna talk about it