Andrea Larson & Short Term Memory - Mrs. Claus Has the Blues Lyrics

Well he's a real cool cat as a matter of fact
He wears a sack on his back, drives a red Cadillac
But I haven't seen my man since we packed those toys
A week ago for those good girls and boys

Hey Nick when are you headin' home
You left me stranded with these elves all alone
Hey Nick, put on your northbound shoes
'Cuz your mama's here with the blues

Whoa (Ho, ho, ho) mama, I don't think you understand
Just what is happening with this travelin' clan
You see, Dasher and Dancer are pickin' on Blitzen
Comet and Cupid ran off with Vixen

Well I've been thinkin' about my woman
I've been worried about my man
I hope she fed those dogs
I bet he's getting' a tan
I should get her a souvenir
I'm so blue
Think I'll get her a watch
But he's way overdue
Hey Nick, where the heck have you been?
He's just tryin' to get those deer back together again
I'd be happy with a call from your cellular phone
But he's way too far from home
I see six tired reindeer and three in the sleigh
I-I-I had to tie 'em there to keep 'em from runnin' away
Oh yeah?... and what did you do to that sleigh? It looks like you hit a tree!
Oh mama, you won't believe what those doe's did to me!