[ Featuring Rachel Zegler, Disney ]
[JONATHAN]
Times are lookin' bleak
So, Princess, take a peek
See, every day, it's sink or swim
Famine's on the rise
With vultures circling the skies
And prospects, well, they're rather grim
Let me break you the news
The odds can't be beaten
And a man's gotta choose
Will he eat or get eaten?
Does that dampen your day? Do the facts make you frown?
Wakin' up to the real world is bringin' you down?
Well, that sounds an awful lot like princess problеms
Finally learnin' that life's not fair
Seems to me you got somе princess problems
Ain't it crummy when folks won't share?
I could try bein' kind or whatever you said
It's just that I'm partial to not bein' dead
So I'm stickin' to my plan
Of grabbin' all I can
'Stead of livin' in a fantasy
See, your princess problems don't apply to me
[SNOW WHITE]
Charming speech, but are you done?
"None for all and all for none"
Such a gift of hope you give
[JONATHAN]
Yeah, well, hope's in short supply
[SNOW WHITE]
But still, we have to try
[JONATHAN]
Well, how about we try to live?
[SNOW WHITE]
So that's it? You give in?
[JONATHAN]
Nah, you begin to get wise
'Cause you can't fix the world bakin' apple pies
Yeah, we got a classic case of princess problems
The castle's cozy, but it's cold outside
[SNOW WHITE]
Sure, just write 'em off as princess problems
And stayin' selfish is justified
[JONATHAN]
That was harsh, but I'm proud
Look at you, gettin' mean
[SNOW WHITE]
Look, the kingdom needs help
[JONATHAN]
You should go tell the queen
But I'm stayin' on the run
Lookin' out for number one
And that's the way it's gonna be
'Cause your princess problems don't apply to me
They don't apply to me
