[ Featuring Josh Gad ]
[BUD, spoken]
Elderly patrons may wish to turn down their hearing devices
[DOUG, spoken]
In an actual production, this number would include a gospel choir and lasers!
[BUD, spoken]
Scene eight: Roofstops of Slimmer!
Gutenberg stands, straddling a chimney. Smoke billows up and around his face!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG]
When I got out of bed today
History was a lot more boring
Then I thought it a different way
Now the bird of inspiration's soaring
Look at these hands
They're attached to a normal man
A normal man who probably changed your world
Tomorrow is tonight
It's a history and future fight
Tomorrow is tonight
[DOUG, spoken]
Monk stands on an adjacent chimney surrounded by fire and bats!
[BUD as MONK]
Today, I killed the future
Now my badness knows no bounds
My plan unfurled to trick that girl
Now the bird of inspiration's on the ground
Splat. OOH!
I crushed his dreams
You don't change the world with a dumb machine
At least not while this monk is still in town
Tomorrow is tonight
It's a history and future fight
Tomorrow is tonight
[BUD, spoken]
Helvetica is also on a roof
[DOUG as HELVETICA]
I feel like a bird
A bird who just destroyed a printing press
A bird who's in some serious distress
I don't have wings
That is bad for flying things
[BUD as MONK, spoken]
Monk in command!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG]
Don't say can't when you could say can
[BUD as MONK & DOUG as GUTENBERG]
You only get one chance to be a star
Tomorrow is tonight
It's a history and future fight
[BUD as MONK]
Tomorrow
[DOUG as GUTENBERG]
Tomorrow
[BUD as MONK & DOUG as GUTENBERG]
Tomorrow is tonight
[DOUG as HELVETICA]
Tomorrow is to...
(spoken)
What have I done!?
[BUD & DOUG, spoken]
Intermission!
