I think I'll go out
For the evening
I think I'll go and see
My friend
My Bicycle it has a
Puncture
And I have got no
Cash to spend
On tickets
For the bus
For the train
Take the strain
I'm going to walk
I'm going to walk
I'm going to walk
I'm going to walk
Now I'm walking
Past the houses
And to think that
I had one
I had a wife and
I had children
But nowadays
They are all gone
Here I am
Walking along
Memories
Getting it wrong
I'm going to think
I want a drink
I'm going to drink
I need a drink
I know I want a
Brandy
I know I want a
Whiskey
I know I've
Got no money
I'll have to do
Some shoplifting
I think I'm
Going to be happy
I know I will
Now I've got this
Inside the house
We are illegal
We're as happy as can be
Having a drink
Having a spliff
Doing to much
Gonna be sick
I'm going to puke
I'm going to puke
I'm going to puke
I'm going to puke