Diabetics jealous
Because their not allowed
To choose
Between the Ice cream war
And the cola abuse
So much temptation
But a limb that you could loose
And it's summer in the high street
Summer in the high street
Everything is cheap and tacky
Everybody is
Housewives counting quickly
And the shelves
Have all been stripped
Slogan splattered tee shirts
That really look like shit
And it's summer in the high street
Summer in the high street
Old age pension overdress
Collision gutter crash
Burnt and bloated housewives
Watch their shopping bags go crash
Children demand action
But end up with a smack
And it's summer in the high Street
Man
Bloody boring Wimbledon
And crappy number ones
Lager louts on holiday
Will dance and sing along
I hate this bloody weather
And am I the only one
And it's summer in the high street
Summer in the high street
When will this heatwave end
You ask
I don't really know
But the rain it comes again
And you want it all to blow
Make your bloody mind up
There's hypocrisy on show
And it's summer in the high street
Summer in the high street
Crumpled up chip paper
It blows down the prairie road
Every where's a desert now
Every where is closed
Remove that stupid tee shirt
And those sandals as well
And your sunburn will get better
Even though you wore no UV protector
And are you sure that ain't
Skin cancer
And it's summer in the high street
Man