(SNL Digital Short)
Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!
We sleep 2 hours but we don't
fear the reaper
We eat from trees and play mine-sweeper!
We weigh 3
tons and come from outer space
Sent here to destroy the whole human
race!
Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!
Vampire blood runs
through our veins
Our forked tongues wag driving you insane
You'll be
herded into camps when the time is right,
where we'll eat your brains for
our delight!
Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!
There's no
escape we'll send you straight to @#$%^* hell!
Drinking gasoline and
spitting pure fire,
we take to the skies on the leathery wings of a
bat!
Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!