and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
Run faster. Jump Higher.
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me.
I threw it on the ground!
You must think I'm a joke!
I ain't gonna be
part of this system!
Man, pump that garbage in another man's veins!
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
and the dude says, you come here all
the time! Here's one for free.
I said, Man, what I look like, a charity
case?
I took it, and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm
an adult!
Please, you can't buy me hot dog man!
At the farmer's market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her
cellphone, says it's my dad.
Man, this ain't my dad. This is a cellphone!
I threw it on the ground!
What you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of
this system!
My dad's not a phone! Duh!
Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with
this, eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome
to the real world, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that. And
even this.
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonys trying to give me their autograph.
Ground! Nobody
wants your autograph! Phonys!
Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser.
And they tased me
in the butt hole.
I fell to the ground.
The phonys didn't let
up.
Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.
I was screaming and
squirming
My butt hole was on fire!
The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system!
Man!