Bebe Hoo Hoo and his clan should all be locked up in the can
Eilo, take them to the stars, stick them to your Teflon cars
Blast them up where stars, Twinkle, turn them into cosmic sprinkles
Line them up, one by one, let them orbit round the sun
Their glowing eyes will light the night, turn them into cannonballs in flight
Keep your cannons in a row, and your settlers all in tow
Blast them up where stars, Twinkle, turn those clowns into cosmic sprinkles
Line them up, one by one, let them orbit round the sun
They can colonize outer space, and leave the earth a better place
The big whites have all they need, but pay the greys or be their feed
A comic sight on a cosmic trip, devoutly wished without a ship
Eilo, carry them far away, and lose them outside the Milky Way
Their glowing eyes will light the night, turn them into cannonballs in flight
Keep your cannons in a row, and your settlers all in tow
Blast them up where stars, Twinkle, turn those clowns into cosmic sprinkles
Line them up, one by one, let them orbit round the sun
They can colonize outer space, and leave the earth a better place
The big whites have all they need, but pay the greys or be their feed
A comic sight on a cosmic trip, devoutly wished without a ship
Eilo, carry them far away, and lose them outside the Milky Way