Welcome to the after life we use soft little indie bands as human sacrifices
That's what we call entertainment on a friday night
You stand accused of using vanity and spreading rock n roll impurities
Telling kids you got the answers now you must be removed like bad cancer
You need some cooler friends hip enough to know friends don't let friends go to indie shows
Because indie's not real rock n' roll new millennium fashion puppet show
The new glam rock in different clothes
Pretending to play masculine roles futile attempt to hide what we all know
There's nothing more worthless than an indie rock show ticket
Can you dig it