If you ever make it
Out to that bear country
You got burn them cans
Wash them bowls
Still hang it from that tree
Bears can climb that tree
Bears can climb that tree
You ain't safe in that deer stand
Bears can climb that tree
They'd just as soon eat you
As they would to greet you
And well, we like it better that way
They know whose lived here with the beasts
For several goddamn centuries
So down in them low lands where you best stay
Bears can climb that tree
Bears can climb that tree
You ain't safe on that parkway, boy
Bears can climb that tree
Best piss around the camp site
Burn that bonfire tall and bright
Best have a loaded gun right where you lay
You hear some rustling in the woods
Keep shooting 'til you shot him good
Start running cause their family's on the way
Stay in that bed and breakfast where it's safe
Bears can climb that tree
Bears can climb that tree
You best have several bullets' boy
Because it takes 2 or 3