Sun's gone down, kids nestled in their beds
Shaking with joy, oh boy...
But I'm shaking too cuz I haven't had my fix
Of the inside of a pixie stick
Oh oh...
Well my wife doesn't know that the snow I enjoy goes up your nose its midnight
Family's asleep and I'm spooning cocaine into my nostrils please someone help me!
Call me Rudolph cause my nose is red now
From crushing up, too many jingle bell rocks
There's nothing like getting coke on your fuzzy socks
It's A "Whhhhhiiittttteeee" Chrissssssssstmasssssss...
Ah-Oooh-Ooh-Oooh-OooH...