Argyle the beast - THE WEASEL Lyrics

Hit it
The weasel tried to eat a tree, but before that happened he had to pee
He peed all over his mother's laundry, his mother got mad and took everything he had
He had, so he peed all over that and gave it all right back
If she gets mad, shoot her, that's a life hack
But that end would be too violent, so he peed in the hat
And put it on her head
She got mad, oh no, now she's dead
I can't help it, I must have a problem, so I'll run ahead and wet the bed
I don't know why my pee was red
My dwellings did not appreciate being bled on
So instead I ran out and took a shit on the lawn
Look at me, I must be Don Juan
Impressing all of these women with all of my bodily functions
You know he just killed his dad, he's finally free
There's no grief on me because you see
He's just a weasel, a little munchkin turning himself into a pumpkin
Because the clock striked midnight and he's really been Cinderella the whole time
Bitch, I don't know why he wanted me to write this
But at least his favorite food is lime
He just wants me to distract you from his crimes
There's so many coins, my least favorite ones are dimes
But no amount of money can buy me and all out of his lies
He's becoming an addict, he won't stop having pies
And a wizard is never too early or too late
But always ends his song exactly on time