Art Morera - Florida Man Lyrics

Have a drink in my honor, as I sink to the bottom
Found a chink in my armor, want it, a link's in the comments
Don't want to think about my problems, by the time you blink, I'll be gone
Pack up and leave to California, wasn't me, you've seen a mirage
My delinquency as a minor, might've put a wrinkle on my momma
Remember the jingles and clinking from her trinkets in a box
Good rocks for my slingshots, collect and keep them in a sock
Used to talk about magic, and tell stories in all of our secret spots
Remember when we'd climb up to the treehouse and chill, try to see from up top
Before we had to make money, days that we seemed to have forgotten
One night had a dream I was shot in a van deep in the mountains
The sound of you screaming over my body was really my beeping alarm
Woke up confused for a moment, cold, the view out of my window is
An the abyss of darkness, crank the van, keep going
The streets were wet, the grass was frozen
Rubbing my eyes, was I chosen

Wait, where am I
The other side
I died in California, damn
Hope the headline began with Florida man
Cause I'm a Florida man, Florida man
Yeah, I'm a Florida man, Florida man

Hold your applause, and join me as I'm scolded on my flaws
She told me off, said I was so cold dawg
I might have rolled in the fog, so why I left
Was a golden opportunity, what am I holding on to
Nothing anymore, open palms
Used to think of this old dream with me
Tied in a rope and falling
F*ck around and show up on a vlog with Logan Paul
Just joking y'all, don't let that shit bring the motion to a halt
Got that from my friends back then, they always broke my balls
Life's a beach, I be trying to see through the grains of ocean salt
Woke up so I live today, like there's no tomorrow
Even though I won't
Super Sayian Goku, whenever I'm laying vocals
Indomitable spirit, crumble my problems into a ball
Like a bomb, I throw them at you
I make my plans, crank my van
The steering wheel shake my hand
As if to say, aight man, we got us a deal
Thinking out loud on my automobile
To me y'all as real is a three dollar bill
Convincing the people you're solid then steal
Blood on my handkerchief, polishing steel
Death at my door, can you stall him a lil
Influencers getting their followers killed
Thinking it's cool to be swallowing pills
You're hollow until your wallet is filled
With the root of all evil
Straight and narrow, how I'm aiming the arrow
Saw a raven and sparrow
Making a nest, by pulling out hay from a scarecrow

Where was I
You died
So I died in California
Coño
Don't act surprised
You had all these omens, trying to warn you
All the weight you were trying to lose
By the time they find you, you'll be bonier
Bullet holes through my clothes
But the autopsy said it was a 'rona
Spent my final days seeking atonement
My life was an adventure man
I was really on one
Cause I'm a Florida man
Florida man
Yeah I'm a Florida man
Florida man

Crossed the country faster than a speeding bullet towards the grave
Fastened my seatbelt thinking of fasting deep in the desert for forty days
Fascinating love, hate relationship with the Florida state
Force of nature, took a step forward and the floor caved
That could also be a way of me trying to say that I'm overweight
Chip the size of the boulder on both of my shoulder blades
Wrote her a letter with my sentiments ended up throwing it away
Literally littering literature lord here I lay
Down to sleep, if it's meant to be, that if I should die before I wake
Please keep Morty safe he stuck with me as I chased fortune and fame
Like it's a tail I forgot I had
As I wrote that, I thought of my dad
In the barren land the werewolf man baring the Morera name
Was there in the van with his dog
Having conversations with God
Brought enough water to quench the thirst
Of a whole squad of midnight marauders
Send the devil to come and tempt me
I'm done with feeling so dumb and empty
And if I die out here it what my destiny
Pew pew

Florida man
Florida man
Florida man
Florida man
Florida man
Florida man
Florida man
Florida man