Arthhur - Astral Fortnight Lyrics

Reach out to astrology pros for career advice
All of them tell you that you as well just be rolling the dice
Schedule the dates out five weeks in advance
Two weeks out turns out and there's no chance

Do not apologize for shameless self-promotion
Capitalize on that relentless forward motion
Dates scheduled out five weeks in advance
Show up to the party and nobody wants to dance

We're getting drunk on LIMONCELLO!
We're getting drunk on OATMEAL CREME PIES!
Go ahead t-t-tell it to the sage
We're getting drunk on the ASTRAL FORTNIGHT!

Hot takes, get your fresh hot takes
All the bright city kids think they have what it takes
Your friends came in for the weekend, left after one night, it's good man
You can hear your landlord laughing
And all the sales reps chanting
Don't stop till you get a yacht!
Don't stop till you get a yacht!
Don't stop till you get a yacht!
They read it in the magazines
Wake up, lay down, and scream

We're getting drunk on GREEN CHARTREUSE!
We're getting drunk on CHERRY HAND PIES!
Go ahead t-t-tell it all to the sage
We're getting drunk on the ASTRAL FORTNIGHT!

Leo, virgo, libra, aquarius, pisces, capricorn, cancer, saggitarius
Leo, virgo, libra, aquarius, pisces, capricorn, cancer, saggitarius
Gemini, scorpio, taurus
Dodge ram

We're getting drunk on XINO MAVRO!
We're getting drunk on EXASPERATED SIGHS!
Go ahead, t-t-tell it to the sage
We're getting drunk on the ASTRAL FORTNIGHT!

I want you back
I want you back
I want you back
I want you back...