Artificial Architect - Nuke The Uke Lyrics

Sunshine beams, hangin' with my friends
Beachside bonfire, 'til the day descends
Got my mai tai, feelin' oh so fine
Then someone strums a uke, and my mood declines

Oh, that tiny plinky sound, driving me insane
Makes me wanna grab my gun; and blast out your brains
Island vibes are shattered, paradise in flames
And when that Uke starts; I rampage

Maybe I'm a grouch, maybe I'm a jerk
But that high-pitched strumming, really gets on my nerve
Swaying palms and ocean breeze, a perfect summer scene
Ruined by that ukulele, oh so overly keen
Think it's time to take up aim and cause a bloody scene

I know some folks love it, find it cute and sweet
But for me it's torture, makes me want to scream
Give me crashing waves or a siren's wailing beat
Just keep that ukulele, silent at my feet

That tiny strumming torture, a twisted, plinking blight
Makes me wanna tear out strings and strangle them in the night
Island vibes are bleeding out, paradise turns to ash
When that ukulele starts, I crave a bloody splash