A year as past and here I am again
On the road to where it all began
I think on family I'm thinking on my friends
I close my eyes I'm coming home to join them
But something happens on the way
Too much snow it's no way to go
And now I guess I'm stuck here in Merry Town
So ring ring a ding the bell
Santa is looking straight out of hell
Santa is hammered and so are those elves
No there's no gifts for the kids tonight
Rudolf is high and he cannot drive
And Jingle Bells is out looking for a fight
What is this? It's Christmas all around
Santa Claus and the elves are going out
All the reindeer are getting in the liquor store
And Frosty the snowman is talking to a whore
But something happened on the road
Too much snow it's no way to go
And now I guess I'm stuck here in Merry Town
I sit my ass and talk to the Christmas trees
They're so cool they offer me some weed
Merry town is pretty sweet on Christmas Eve
But still I miss my family my kin
And as they say Christmas is once a year
Close your eyes you're dreaming do not fear
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And come back next year