Ashdotman - I'm Immortal Lyrics

I'm anaemic, a paraplegic
Can't ride my waves you'll get sea sick
My bones feel it
It's ischemic
Remember the time I f*cked up my orthopaedic
I'm hypoglycaemic
If you see me outside then I'm giving you a free kick
Best believe it
I'm a spirit
That will f*ck you in the ass you won't see it
I'm not normal, I'm immortal
Breathe under water
Without a snorkel
Travel through time
I'm in this portal
Paranormal
And I'll rip through your torso
Turned up at a porno
And now I've got a sore throat
Ever since I got my jaw broke
I've been heading for a long soak

I'm immortal
I took an overdose
Woke up shit that was close
I'm immortal
Got stabbed 10 time
Got back up I'm doing fine
Im immortal
I drank a case of wine
No hangover for me this time
I'm immoral
Got eternal life
I'm immortal

I'm a criminal, at the pinnacle
And I Drive on a provisional
Getting clinical,
Surgically invincible
Did I say I'm invincible
Getting repetitional
Repeating so much
I cannot cannot keep with this touch
Ahh f*ck I've just cum in my crutch
Smoke haze and now my heads getting f*cked
Gun shots and still I won't duck
I don't care if they wanna bring beef
Why's my grill f*cked? Catching bullets with my teeth
Got your girl checking me
She wants a piece of immortality
I'm like a Duracell battery
Once I start there's no stopping me

I'm immortal
I took an overdose
Woke up shit that was close
I'm immortal
Got stabbed 10 time
Got back up I'm doing fine
Im immortal
I drank a case of wine
No hangover for me this time
I'm immoral
Got eternal life
I'm immortal

I'm invested
Been molested
Interested and
Swingers accepted
Unprotected
This is sex Ed
You've been texted
This is for the flex head
This is for my only fans
Subscribers
Jerking to Ashdotman
I'm watching through your web cam
Screen recording
And I don't give a damn
I'm a pervert licking sherbet
Ready to evacuate commit a sperm murder
I'm on your server
I'm not a learner
I'm simply the best
You can call me turner
I'll be back on the burner
When I'm ready to work ya
I'm not a precursor
I am the usurper
Ready to be crowned
The king flowing surfer

I'm immortal
I took an overdose
Woke up shit that was close
I'm immortal
Got stabbed 10 time
Got back up I'm doing fine
Im immortal
I drank a case of wine
No hangover for me this time
I'm immoral
Got eternal life
I'm immortal