He's a great horned lizard
Straight from hell
He's a great horned lizard
Noone can tell
Shoots blood from his eyes
His farts don't smell
He's the Horny Toad From Hell
Rules over texas
Like a mini t-rex
Rules Oklahoma
With his x-ray spex
Kingdom is the prairie
Where he's the apex
He's the Horny Toad From Hell
You better run
You better hide
Those who fought
They all died
He's gonna
Eat you alive
One bite at a time
Rules over texas
Like a mini t-rex
Rules Oklahoma
With his x-ray spex
Kingdom is the prairie
Where he's the apex
He's the Horny Toad From Hell
You better run
You better hide
Those who fought
They all died
He's gonna
Eat you alive
One bite at a time