I Met Her at the TV Smash Video (MV)

It was a party for the ages
A party for our time
Kids were bouncing off the walls
The beat was mighty fine
Rob was keeping tabs
On who gave him a 5
If you did you got a cup
And then you'd be alive
Maytags made em pogo
Boogie Boys were cool
But when the doc showed up
He took em all to school
I saw her for the first time
In her leather mini-skirt
I swear I sweated
Right through my Ramones t-shirt
I met her at the TV Smash
She was gliding through the yard
Stepping round the broken glass
I met her at the TV Smash
1-2-3-4!!!
Floorboards were creaking
When Tommy played the crawl
It was snowing in the bedroom
TV's began to fall
She liked the Dead Squirrels
Loved Catherine the Great
I had a flutter in my belly
I thought it might be fate
We danced to the Nicators
There were 4 of them you know
After shots of tequila
We got right in the flow
The dog started TILTING
And almost hit the floor
But miracle of miracles
He came right back for more
I met her at the TV Smash
She was gliding through the yard
Stepping round the broken glass
I met her at the TV Smash
5-6-7-8!!
The keg got kicked at one
The party raged on
The frenzy really hit
As we got closer to the dawn
We went OVER to Sam's
Right next to the row
I got an onion sub
To prove I was in the know
Wordly goods were smashed
Cheese cut up his thumb
Things started to slow
I tried to not act dumb
She gave me a look
I finally made a move
We kissed all night
I never lost my groove
I met her at the TV Smash
She was gliding through the yard
Stepping round the broken glass
I met her at the TV Smash
The greatest night ever
A legendary bash
Yeah!!