Aspartame Daddies - I Wanna Sleep! Lyrics

Ever Since I turned fifty
I've been feeling pretty shitty
I cover it with a smile on my face
And a dose of being witty
Walking down the stairs my joints pop and creak
My eyes are read my muscles are weak
Theres only one thing that'll cure me
That's right man - I wanna sleep
I wanna sleep (He wants to sleep)
I wanna sleep (He needs to sleep)
I wanna sleep (He can't sleep)
Infants and dogs make me jelly
I WANNA SLEEP!
Ever since I turned sixty
My brains are feeling extra crispy
Like Popeye's chicken fried for too long
Or the Hunan beef from Mr Wong
Went to the doctor to have him take a peak
He said yer just old and getting weak
I said thanks for nothing doc you son of a bitch
If I cash you outside I'll throw you in a ditch
I wanna sleep (He wants to sleep)
I wanna sleep (He needs to sleep)
I wanna sleep (He can't sleep)
Infants and dogs make me jelly
I WANNA SLEEP!
I've tried all the stupid methods out there
Counting sheep and a pillow that's square
Meditation and sleep stories
Even hibernating like a bear
One of these days I'll turn Seven-Oh
And by then I truly hope to know
How to nap real good and fall asleep fast
Cop some z's and be able to crash
I wanna sleep (He wants to sleep)
I wanna sleep (He needs to sleep)
I wanna sleep (He can't sleep)
Infants and dogs make me jelly
Because I wanna sleep (He wants to sleep)
I wanna sleep (He needs to sleep)
I wanna sleep (He can't sleep)
Infants and dogs make me jelly
I WANNA SLEEP!