Asur - Jadibuti Offbeat Lyrics

18 saal ka tha jab li hiphop ki jadibuti
Boom baap ki beat se meri maa rehti kaffi dukhi
Rukhi sukhi baatain kare chuze yaape kafi rookie
Samne aaya me achha laga teri halak sukhi

Ganpati bappa ice-pice or thappa
Mp se mh tak raasta he nappa
Raaste me aakhe dekhi nikhil chinappa
Shant basa bhau aani bs tu ghappa

Chaaro or he ghapla
Fir sar dard hua
Mastak ka masla, har tapka tarsa, paisa kartab ka
Ghista me khudko chirag hu ghar ka
Teri kasam meri jaan ye khel talap ka

Tumne leke Rizla maqsad bhi badla
Mera dhandha thapp tha fir mauqa lapka
Ye bol ni sakta thoda tha me ha ha ha ha haqla tha zubaani masla
Aaj kadvi zubaan spit game gazab ka...

Ha hua me viksit ye hamla
Sikshit or sambhala
Girgit ko dhakka
Dhue ka bhapka

Ye puche ki bhai ki he kidhar
Ha me hu wahi he mera mic jidhar
Or niche mujhe utarna nai
Kyuki he beta shikhar hi ghar

Oh maa ro kam na
Chila tere bete ne rapperon ko bethe bethe
Jese tere pooja ki samgari ka wo ganna

Oh ma ro kam na
Mai paise se nai kharid paunga khushi
Toh me bangle se pehle ha dunga tujhe waqt ha...

Kara beat pe hawan ye beta tantra mantra he
Pada bachpan me punch na ye punchtantra he
Mujhe fal pasand he padhna gazal
Tere tan badan me ghusna pasand
Tu rok ke dekh me niklu sanan
Tune halka samjha diya dhad wazan
Ye kalpna karte me aaj me magan
Na jaan pechan ka ek bhi chaman

Ha bs wo modi ek jo khata khamand
Or me modi ek
Jisko mile mauqa toh me us modi ko bhi karu bhasam
Par me janu ki ye mera ek bharam

Wo samne aayga
Karoge sab tum naman
Ye mera desh he bhot hi gazab
Yaha haathi shaan se bole suund ko lund
Yaha ghar pe karte tweet ye or bhar dhunde stan
Haiwaniyat ye jaani sab
Bebuniyaadi inne dhad di lath
He chahte sab he aman
Na dhusmani bhi koi viyagtigat
Socho tumpe aayi ek bhari musibat
Or baap tujhse bola ki jaa tu khud nipat
Or jab ho udaas tu jayga ma se lipat
Tab karega baap ma ko chup
Or bolega tujhse chal ghar se nikal
Ab socho tum nabalik jaoge kidhar