In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
There's nothing to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow
Excluding the scary paper make-up that they wear,
They resemble ink and dagger, if ink and dagger had long hair
They're pretty evil, and they do not like god,
I don't care if they burn down churches,
But they'd better not f*ckin' touch the synagouge
I befreinded them
Bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
Bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends
They have names like igor, Helthor, Angor,
But then again, it's not exactly like "in living color",
I kinda hope they move here, so I don't have to pay import prices,
But I'm kinda afraid that they'll move near me,
Because, they're not nice
I befreinded them
Bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
Bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends
Come on, ilene,
Come on, ilene,
Come on, ilene,
Come on, ilene!