Some people like to get gifts
A lot of people like to get rings and things, but if
I could give you something a little more personal
It shouldn't come a surprise
That I am willing to give you something beyond other guys
It only means our relationship is versatile
Back when you wanted it, I was discouraged
I wanted to give it, but I was too nervous
I set away time and I mustered the courage
And now it's gonna be alright
If I could give you anything in the world
I'd give you a golden shower
I can promise you that it's not gonna hurt
So, let me give you a golden shower
Give you a golden shower
It'll probably last a half an hour
But don't go sour about getting a golden shower
Right off the bat I was sure
I Thought to myself it was the perfect gift for her
And I knew it would mold into your life so perfectly
You should have known from the start
That I would give you anything cause you took my heart
And I hope that you would enjoy it certainly
Most gifts are useless, absurd, an excuse for
A promise in wrapping that probably won't happen
A glimmery gadget at first is fantastic
But this kind of thing will last
If I could give you anything in the world
I'd give you a golden shower
I can promise you that it's not gonna hurt
So, let me give you a golden shower
Give you a golden shower
It'll probably last a half an hour
But don't go sour about getting a golden shower
She was nervous yet excited as I was ready to present the gift of our one-year anniversary
Sweat dropped down my cold forehead as I began expressing my love to her
Countless times I would have died for her and like a blur
I blurted out "I Love You"
And as the gift unfolded, her face filled with glee, come to realize, it was only pee
If I could give you anything in the world
I'd give you a golden shower
I can promise you that it's not gonna hurt
So, let me give you a golden shower
If I could give you anything in the world
I'd give you a golden shower
And I know it's going to seem absurd
But, let me give you a golden shower
If I could give you anything in the world
I'd give you a golden shower
And I promise you babe it's not gonna hurt
So, let me give you a golden shower
Give you a golden shower, I drink twelve gallons or water
But don't go sour about getting a golden shower