Allow me to tell you about the Attackbots
We were created by the British government
In the late eighties and early nineties
As part of a top secret program
To strengthen the machine
But
We were just too damn radical!
So it spat us out
Indigestible
We bided our time
Until now!
Our prime directive
Silliness!
Without being at the expense of minorities and all of that shittiness
Because that's just not good silliness