Aud Whitson - Gene Wilder Lyrics

I thought I'd call the eye doctor since I haven't seen you around
Because I've been looking everywhere; even called the lost and found
I said, "What seems to be the problem doc?"
And you'll never believe what he found
He said, "It's still 2020 dear, just take a look around"

Dear Gene
I hope you're wilder
Dear Gene
Is your world quieter without me?

I called a Craiglist hypnotist who said she could put me to sleep
Because although I'm an insomniac maybe you're still in my dreams
She put me right to sleep but I didn't see anything
She said, "It's still 2020 dear I wouldn't bet your luck on me"

Dear Gene
I hope you're wilder
Dear Gene
Is your world quieter without me?

Because lately, I've been lying around and I've been going over things
And I am perfectly capable of walking both sides of the street
And if there is nothing wrong with you then there is nothing wrong with me

Because lately, I've been lying around and I've been going over things
And I am perfectly capable of seeing what we could have been
But if there was nothing wrong with you then there is nothing wrong with me
And if there is nothing wrong with you then there is nothing wrong with me