You've grown up but you're still not tall
In the club but you don't belong
Your shirt screams weekend warrior
You're still in love just not with her
Midlife is gonna be alright
You're blind to the downside
Car crashed in a landslide
Midlife it's gonna be alright
You don't trust anyone
Not your wife nor the government
The post office reads your mail
And she always bites her nails
Midlife is gonna be alright
You're blind to the downside
Car crashed in a landslide
Midlife is gonna be alright
Skeletons buried under unwashed clothes
What's under your hot tub everybody knows
You're in love not in control
You wish battle scars would fade
Think about the halcyon days
Whole nights live in your ashtray
Midlife is gonna be alright
You're blind to the downside
Car crashed in a landslide
Midlife is gonna be alright