I want to know if you mean it
I want to know for sure
That you're more than a completist
Seeking closure at all costs
Eking out what we had lost
Egotist aloof; aloft
You take offense at the question
While admitting that it's a pattern
That has been known to ensue
Let me count the times accrued
Lurid tales and bodies strewn
Hh, my knight in fuzzy sweater
Kindly "save" somebody else
Wielding softness as a weapon
Spearing us with what you felt
Next time I refuse to melt