Bacon Bear - Bobby Lyrics

*Laughing*
*Gun shot*
"Aye, did you make some kind of joke?
'Hmm no. See I understand you two were just playing around. But the Muley just doesn't get it"

A pack of goblins mobbing
Old western problems
Horse chaps, cowboy boots
Posh damsels walk in
In Santa Barbra, Santa Clausing
Flagging a flogging
Robing hood robbing
Richie rich's mom's pocket
It's Garbagio at the Balagio
Flaming barsuda
Anderson reporting on Bradley Cooper
(F**cking love bloopers)
Leave stupids in stupors
Don't give a f**k get neutered
Yall viruses on earths computer
Twhere's my shooter

The greatest story never told
No sequetors be bold
Left field my home
Only medal I know... Gold

Cashmere Casanova
Live lavish diamond sofa
Spliff in the straw in the soda
Whilst I flips a soda of coca
Hillybilly crucifix
Eat moldy tuna fish
Served with a side of "mesquite who gives a s**t"
Limitless potential
But they wanna limit his potential
Unlimited for a limited time
Leading with lead in his pencil
Canister filled with a eulogy
Of how it used to be
Before whomst holds their opinion too ebulliently

Bacon why you so mean
Bacon where's the clarity
These questions don't bother me
I'm too filthy to be... clean

Grimey gritty rappers bread crumbs
There are none
Best random bars yall mumblers best run
Bacon the best bar mumbler under the sun
Bacon... *mumbles*