I'm not a girl for simple things,
Like paper hearts or wedding rings.
I need a man with savoir-faire,
Who dines on oysters, not Tupperware!
A sparkling gown, a mink to wear,
And bubbles dancing in the air.
Oh, darling, don't just sit and stare,
Pour me something rare!
Darling, pass the caviar,
Let's pretend we're where the rich folks are!
With diamonds, pearls, and a Rolls-Royce car,
Oh, darling, pass the caviar!
Your sweet nothings, while divine,
Would pair well with a vintage wine.
Forget the budget, don't be shy,
Can't we live like the upper-crust high?
I'll take my love with golden flair,
A life of ease and no despair.
Oh, spoil me rotten, if you dare,
Serve me love on fine chinaware!
Oh, darling, pass the caviar,
Let's pretend we're where the rich folks are!
With diamonds, pearls, and a Rolls-Royce car,
Oh, darling, pass the caviar!
I'll take my love with golden flair,
A life of ease and no despair.
Oh, spoil me rotten, if you dare,
Serve me love on fine chinaware!
Darling, pass the caviar,
Let's pretend we're where the rich folks are!
With diamonds, pearls, and a Rolls-Royce car,
Oh, darling, pass the caviar!
I'm a kitten with claws, oh yes, I am,
But stroke me right, I'll purr for the jam.
Don't need a castle or a royal tiara,
Just keep me fed on foie gras drama!
Darling, darling, pass the caviar,
Let's pretend we're where the rich folks are!
With diamonds, pearls, and a Rolls-Royce car,
Oh, darling, pass the caviar!
So here's to us, life's pièce de résistance,
A toast to luxury and wild romance.
Oh, darling, you're my shining star,
But don't forget, pass the caviar!