BaIint - Happily Ever Expensive Lyrics

Fairy tales are fine for dreamers,
With princes, frogs, and magic schemers.
But I've written my own narrative,
It's happily ever expensive, darlings, I live!
I don't need a castle, tall and grand,
I'd rather have a yacht or beachfront sand.
No pumpkin coach, no fairy godmother,
Just charge it to my rich ex-lover.
Glass slippers? Too fragile, I'd prefer
Stilettos by Dior, they're much surer.
I won't settle for a simple life,
I'll be the queen, not just a wife!
Happily ever expensive, my dear,
Where love sparkles like chandeliers.
With champagne wishes and a diamond veneer,
I'll live happily ever expensive, no fear!
A tiara for breakfast, rubies at noon,
Emeralds gleaming under a honeymoon.
I don't kiss frogs, they're so passé,
My prince arrives in a Bentley bouquet.
Don't offer me roses, they wilt too fast,
Buy me a painting that's meant to last!
In my world, dear, the love I give,
Costs just enough to let me live.
Happily ever expensive, my dear,
Where love sparkles like chandeliers.
With champagne wishes and a diamond veneer,
I'll live happily ever expensive, no fear!
I'm no damsel, I've got the plans,
I'll take Monaco over faraway lands.
A little intrigue, a lot of allure,
Luxury's love, and I'm the connoisseur.
Happily ever expensive, my dear,
Where love sparkles like chandeliers.
With champagne wishes and a diamond veneer,
I'll live happily ever expensive, no fear!
So here's my story, no tears, no pain,
A life of splendor in my golden domain.
With every jewel, my dreams advance,
Happily ever expensive I'll dance!