[ Featuring Bumpin Uglies ]
I don't remember any shows in 2007
I got so many questions
I think we drank all of the whiskey and beer
But I don't care, that shit was amazing
Cnd we were there
In our twenties on the road
Ocean City to Cocoa, San Diego
Building our fan base and making a mess
Making a scene, shot after shot
Cnd we were there
Let's find a beer store before the show
Tonight is gonna be crazy (woah oh, oh)
Promoter said it's a late crowd
Cnd they've been getting calls all day (woah oh, oh)
We're gonna have the best show
That we've ever f*cking played (oh)
But we won't know what happened the next day
Remember way back in the day
We used to play music as an excuse to get f*cked up at work
Underpaid, no one cared
'Cause the free bar tab was a perk
That we took advantage of
We did damage to our livers and our minds
We blacked out at every show
While we were waiting to get signed
Let's find a beer store before the show
Tonight is gonna be crazy (woah oh, oh)
Promoter said it's a late crowd
Cnd they've been getting calls all day (woah oh, oh)
We're gonna have the best show
That we've ever f*cking played (oh)
But we won't know what happened the next day
JR's in hand cuffs
He wanted tacos
Somebody stole a car
Where'd everybody go?
I took a face plant
Forty ounce to freedom
How the f*ck are we alive?!
Let's find a beer store before the show
Tonight is gonna be crazy (woah oh, oh)
Promoter said it's a late crowd
Cnd they've been getting calls all day (woah oh, oh)
We're gonna have the best show
That we've ever f*cking played (oh)
Cnd I'm still wondering if we got paid