Well life of a header ain't real easy, heelers can be mean and kinda sleazy
Gotta work on your horses and check that line, beat that clock and toss that twine
Ive got a type A persona, control freak mind, if you look at my women you'd think I was blind
Got a head like a bucking horse, butt to match but I love her just the same she's quite the catch
Im just a sticker on a pickle aint much of a run, they make jokes and they poke fun
I try to ride that line real hard, I've never been able to fill my card
Well the last heelers drunk and that aint funny his wife if pregnant and he's out of money
We think its his and all the more, his old gals a first rate hmmmm
Well she went slummin' for a little while, hanging with a roughie it was just her style,
She came back when he got hurt, we caught them in the trailer she was wearin' no shirt
Im just a sticker on a pickle aint much of a run, they make jokes and they poke fun
I try to ride that line real hard, I've never been able to fill my card
Well ole bay don't have much run to heel behind he aint much fun, got a bad attitude and a pickle mind
If you say a word you can kiss my behind
Ive been cut so many times, I have to pay their fees, two heelers in treatment for smokin weed
One jumped off a building and broke his leg, other changed teams from straight to gay
Im just a sticker on a pickle aint much of a run, they make jokes and they poke fun
I try to ride that line real hard, I've never been able to fill my card
Well, me and the robin' gods made amends, I'll keep from trying those latest trends
I'm going back to basics and gonna get lit, then I'll cut up my ropes and I'll probably just quit
Im just a sticker on a pickle aint much of a run, they make jokes and they poke fun
I try to ride that line real hard, I've never been able to fill my card
Yeah, I've never been able to fill my card